Wednesday, February 08, 2006

I've been Tagged...

by Apron

he tagged me with:

"List 5 imperfections that you find annoying but could or have learned to live with. These are NOT deal breakers but they are irritating and annoying. But if your 8 perfect characteristics were met, you could learn to put up with these. Pass this on to 5 people. Preferably those with impossibly high standards."

If I understand this correctly, these are imperfections in other people and not myself. Man, if I thought about myself, we'd need a couch and a LONG time to discuss!

Nonetheless...

1. Not focusing on one completing one project at a time. The resulting chaos in having multiple things half finished at the same time makes me nuts!
2. Rudeness/lack of manners. No reason why anyone shouldn't be treated in a civil manner and with respect.
3. Closemindedness. People that are rigid in their beliefs turn me off...and scare me a little that they are allowed to breed and pass along their ideologies in genes or in teachings.
4. Not having the same sex drive as me. My wife isn't the explorer or aggressor in our sexual relations. She'd be happy to spoon for the rest of her life with oral thrown in occasionally. After our second child, she claims doggie style hurts. For a man, that's really a blow as that's one of the most visually stimulating and satisfying positions. But...I've learned to live with it.
5. Lack of forgiveness. People that "write off" others for even a minor indiscretion are too shallow for me to deal with.

Now, I'll have to think about who I should tag...

4 Comments:

At February 09, 2006 12:54 AM, Blogger Daddy's Lil Girl said...

I liked your list especially # 4 doggy style is the best !!!!!

 
At February 09, 2006 5:25 PM, Blogger BroccoliEater said...

As a woman, I gotta ask - what is so visually stimulating about doggie style? You can see breasts, you can see face, all you can see is back

I'm with your wife. Most of the time, it hurts. For some women, our cervix and ovaries get bumped in some positions. Which is the female equivalent of getting kicked in the nuts. If a sexual position involved getting kicked in the nuts with every thrust, would *you* want to do it?

Plus, it does *nothing* stimulation-wise. Doesn't hit the clit or the g-spot. Even if it doesn't hurt, it's about as arousing as a gynecological exam. You don't want your wife thinking about sex with you in the same terms she thinks about having her snatch held open with a metal clamp and a stick scraped across her cervix, do you?

 
At February 10, 2006 7:39 AM, Blogger ZGD63 said...

Broccolieater...you crack me up! I've read medical studies complete with illustrations that show the woman's g-spot is more likely to be hit in this position than most others.

Now, if it truly hurts, then I agree with not pursuing it further.

As my entry stated, I've learned to deal with this.

You seem to have some hostility on this. How would you like really enjoying oral sex and to be told his/her tongue hurt and couldn't do it to you anymore? Sure, you'd be understanding and not raise the issue any more.

But...you'd still miss it and secretly desire it as all humans want what they cannot have.

What's so visually stimulating? That lovely ass, grabbing ahold of shapely hips, watching yourself go in and out, slapping that ass and maybe slipping a finger into it, watching your ass flex and quiver with thrusts and orgasms, and the whole submission aspect to it.

I wouldn't want this to be the only position we could enjoy as you're right...their are different things to look at. And depending mood, sometimes it's better to gaze into another's eyes than their ass.

This is just one of the many courses one should be able to enjoy at the sex buffet!

Now, get on your hands and knees and enjoy that hard fucking...and let your hand do some self loving during it!

Or, get a strap on with a vibe for you and you might see why it's such a turn on!

 
At February 17, 2006 3:25 PM, Blogger Indigo said...

I could pretty much copy and paste your entry as my list would be very similar.

I have to agree about the doggie postion as well. Not only does it hit the gspot if done proberly, it's great because it's so easy to slip a hand down and stimulate your clit.

brocclieater...... i'm dying to know your age and sexual experience. I'm guessing it's been negative. For your sake I hope it improves.

xxx

 

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